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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

reblog if you’re a narry shipper so i can follow you

me:  starts book
me:  reads book
me:  finishes book
me:  sits in silence because the book ruined my life

dummyclint:

After the Marianas Trench concert Mike and Ian came out to sign stuff and one girl asked mike to sign a pack of cigarettes & being the adorable dad that he is he goes ‘you’re too young to be smoking I don’t wanna endorse that!’ And three of the girls all at once go ‘no no it’s a metaphor!’ And I just………..
😃🔫


teen girl voice:  but moooommmm its a metaphor!!!!

we’re like stars, waiting to shine, we’re just waiting for our moment to arrive.. they can try dearest but they can’t turn out the light

ginnnifergoodwin:

If you ship my otp I like you.

If you ship my notp I like you.

If you ship my otp and are rude, arrogant and hateful I probably don’t like you.

If you ship my notp and are rude, arrogant and hateful I probably don’t like you.

I do not like/dislike people depending on what they ship. I like/dislike people depending on how they act.

ezras-turtleneck:

me after that episode/ezria sex:

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Anonymous: You could literally see the movements she made, and then asking if it's hurting when she's riding him! And can we talk about Ezras hands on her hips, and close to her ass?

ezrafitzgerld:

sadlkjfalksdjf yOU MEAn THIS HAND

yeah no im fine really